Жанр: Jeer Grindcore Год издания: 2000-2012 Страна: Канада, Монреаль Аудиокодек: FLAC (*.flac) Тип рипа: tracks Битрейт аудио: lossless Продолжительность: 1:37:04 Источник (релизер): WEB Наличие сканов в содержимом раздачи: да Тематика композиций: сортирный/чёрный юмор; чушь; гон и т.д. и т.п. Состав: Marc : Vocals, Guitar, Bass, Back Vocals, Percussions, Violin JC : Vocals, Guitar, Bass, Back Vocals, Keyboard, Percussions, Programming, Violin Эх, до чего же весёлая и жизнеутверждающая музыка грайндкор! Стёбная, ироничная, смешная! Ну а если уж грайндеры начинают стебаться целенаправлено, то тут уж держись изо всех сил, иначе не избежать смерти от смеха. А кого же мы знаем как самых безумных стёбщиков? Ну конечно Анал Кант ! ну ещё Мит Шитс до кучи. Собственно так думал и я, до тех пор пока не услышал Шай Шит и сразу понял, что эта команда ещё один кандидат на высший балл. Сколько же было задорного смеха и веселья во время прослушивания этого творения! В музыкальном плане Шай Шит несомненно грайндкор, даже скорее нойзкор, хотя в компазициях просто огромное количество и сэмплов и непонятных инструментов и звуков. По грайндовому ультракороткие компазиции, прекрасная запись и море трэков-пародий. И каждый очередной раз прослушивая альбом, я не перестаю поражаться его разноплановости! До чего же много всего он в себя вместил в музыкальном и литературном плане! Пожалуй это один из самых разнообразных грайндовых релизов из слышанных мною! Практически каждый трек это издёвка. Так, двигаясь от трека к треку мы узнаём о творческом пути группы Металлика, что надо делать чтобы играть настоящий трэш металл, о том что джаз и диско - это пидарская музыка, о причинах ненависти к павер металлу, нирване, корну, шер, пепси, поп музыке как таковой. Не обошли ребята стороной и геев, им то вломили по полной. Чуствую ещё пара таких альбомов и пидары просто сбегут из Канады, родины этих славных музыкантов. Также не забыли упомянуть о блэк метале, Напалм Десе, Слэере, который весь хардкор, но они думают, что трэш. Не забыли и про госпада нашего - Исуса Христа, про него одна из самых длинных композций на альбоме. Досталось даже таким, вроде бы на первый взгляд, нейтральным персонажам как граф Дракула и Али-Баба, последний вообще оказывается арабский гей-террорист. Ну и конечно же не обошлось без всякой порнушки, как же без неё! Чего тут только нету - говорящие песды, йэбля, клонированные члены, дятлы в заднице. Да что тут говорить, посмотрите на названия треков, почитайте лирику. Воистену безгранична фантазия у этим товарищей! Замечу самое граммотное это читать лирику одновременно с прослушиванием. Одним словом это надо слушать, это надо читать! Потому что на бумаге можно написать только так. Как не банально звучит - маст хэв! 100/100 - это лучшие стёбщики, ЛУЧШИЕ!! Источник: forums.disenteria.ru
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[imgright]http://i41.fastpic.ru/big/2012/0925/e9/be5b3c23e5426602e371a58e267094e9.jpg[/imgright]01. Intro 00:12 02. Pitbull Fuck 00:13 03. Donkey Kong's Banana Dildo 00:40 04. What I remember from grunge 00:39 05. Boutch the Dentist 00:34 06. Jazz is gay (part I) 00:16 07. Jesus is a cock sucker 02:26 08. Your dog just shitted on my skateboard 00:19 09. Why does the telephone ring when I fuck 01:11 10. Korn is Gay 00:31 11. 5 reasons to hate powermetal 00:28 12. Friday the 13th 00:42 13. Napalm Death 00:19 14. Clown seeks male partner 02:17 15. Pepsi 00:57 16. Sucked for 12 hours 00:07 17. Look what love can do 01:06 18. Gay Gay Gay! 00:22 19. Oh my God! Her pussy is talking! 00:26 20. Gay Hide and Seek 00:23 21. Tardz but true 01:54 22. Masturbation 00:25 23. O Canada 00:45 24. Wazzzup! 01:05 25. Jazz is gay (part II) 00:21 26. Megaman vs Shitman 01:00 27. Evil Fart 00:23 28. Sitting Around the Fire with Marshmallows 00:23 29. Gay Ghetto 00:23 30. Beware! I'm Heterosexual 00:19 31. Robot Anal Intrusion Failure 00:55 32. Les Pauls are Gay 00:12 33. Gruzen Faggen 00:15 34. Puberty is Cool 00:10 35. Genitally Enhanced 00:18 36. Thank God, Kurt Cobain is Dead 00:41 37. D.R.I. (Dirty Rectal Infection) 00:35 38. My Shit Holds On To Me 00:12 39. No Comments 00:15 40. Poor Lonesome Faggot 01:15 41. Pussy Beard Jungle 00:24 42. Hold the Blast, I Gotta Shit! 00:16 43. Torture Chamber 01:53 44. From Metallica to Homosexuallica 00:29 45. No Sense At All 01:11 46. Hong Zin Tan! 00:29 47. Black Metal 01:46 48. Don't Have A Gay Cowboy Party 00:26 49. Molson Dry Gives You A Headache 00:21 50. Gay Dancer 00:12 51. Don't Buy A Violin To Your Child 00:21 52. My Father Is Bill Gates So I Became A Squeegee 00:42 53. Disco Is Dead 00:34 54. Zoom 00:22 download 55. My Ass Is Apocalyptic! 00:21
1-INTRO 2-PITBULL FUCK Big fat slut, fucks her dog Eat his cock, pitbull fuck Angry dog, bites her tits Because when he cums She want to talk about love 3-DONKEY KONG'S BANANA DILDO Donkey Kong is a fucking piece of shit He puts his poo in banana peels And sells it to hindous They like the taste and buy more 4-WHAT I REMEMBER FROM GRUNGE Seatle was the home of grunge But now Britney Spears invaded our tv And our internet I'm going to fuck that fucking bitch yeah 5-BOUTCH THE DENTIST I like to drug you and destroy your gums I like when you're a litlle girl cuz I can Tell that you've have teeth in your pussy I like when I mistake your teeth with your tongue I forgot to ask you if you were allergic to penicellin Even if I knew you were 6-JAZZ IS GAY PART 1 You are too gay to listen to metal Even if you like metal you don't want To lose your gay status Put your Fender up your ass 7-JESUS IS A COCK SUCKER Jesus You're such a fucking faggot You hung out with 12 dudes day in, day out Jesus You said no to a fucking hooker Peter, Mark, Matthiew, John, Judas Anus You sucked all their penises Jesus No one ever talks about your pedo tendencies I know you have eight little boys in your basement Jesus You invented the inflatable doll thing I know what that Lazarus shit was about Jesus You must be so fucking affraid of the clitoris You rather masterbate with your finger in your anus Jesus What the fuck were you doing in the desert for 40 days? I think you were sucking cactuses, testing them to see if they fit up people anuses Jesus Your father sent you down because he had hope in you But Jesus your just a fucking faggot Yeah Jesus, you're a fucking faggot Jesus Why else would you beg forgiveness? You suck cocks, you cock sucker, you suck cocks... 8-YOUR DOG JUST SHITTED ON MY SKATEBOARD Your dog just shitted on my skateboard I sliped on it, fell of my skateboard I broke my teeth and my dick on the pavement My shoes are full of shit, half of my dick Is on the neighbor's lawn and my skateboard Is in my eye, fuck it hurts It's so dark here, I just realized my head is up my ass 9-WHY DOES THE TELEPHONE RINGS WHEN I FUCK? I'm laying in my bed on a sunday morning When I realized my girlfriend's tits are very convicing I get an erection and ask for a blowjob She smiles at me and puts her hand on my cock Beging to suck my dick, I like it a lot Her pussy gets wet, Now I want to fuck Very moist pussy, Interesesting intrusion, very slidy fuck, feel like fucking a mustard sandwich. As I'm having a lot of fun, the fucking telephone rings I don't want to answer but ,my girlfriend insists I'm very pissed off Why does the telephone rings when I fuck? 10-KORN IS GAY Check me out, I wear Adidas shoes Check me out, I have stripes on my pants Check me out,, I have springs under my shoes Check me out, I'm cool I have the Korn album You take the Korn album and insert it on your little dick and then turn it real fast. You realize that the album sucks and You throw it in the garbage 11-5 REASONS TO HATE POWER METAL First because it's gay Second because it's gay Third because it's gay Fourth because it's gay Fifth because you have no more testicules 12-FRIDAY THE 13TH Kill, Ass, fuck, cunt, dick, buns, tits, mother fucker 13-NAPALM DEATH My name is Napalm Death I play in Napalm Death I have a fat belly and I dance on my own music 14-CLOWN SEEK MALE PARTNER I'm a clown and I want to get laid tonight I'm tired of pussies, I want to skrew a man's asshole I'm sure it's tighter and has more hair to chew on His butt is going to be painted with my make-up This gay bar is perfect to satisfy my gay needs Oh! Somebody's coming "Hi, my name is David, what's your name?" My name is Toto the clown And I want to lick your ass "That's a good idea. My room is just across the street" I AM CUMMING!!! I am the evil clown and you're full of sperm Your ass is ripped and now it's fucking bleeding My dick is full of your aids infected blood In a very short while I will die "Now that you're infected, you do not have any other choice than to fuck me until you die." 15-PEPSI Carbonated water, sugar/glucose-fructose, colour, phosphoric & citric acids, caffeine, flavour. For comments or questions call 1-800-433-2652 Return for refund where applicable 16-SUCKED FOR 12 HOURS Happy penis! 17-LOOK WHAT LOVE CAN DO 18-GAY GAY GAY Gay gay gay, you'are gay, you are gay Gay gay gay, you are gay so fuck you (bis) 19-OH MY GOD! HER PUSSY IS TALKING Oh my god, it's a pussy and it's talking!? "Hey Mr Dick, you want to kiss me?" My dick is not a fucking freak And he doesn't talk to strangers OH MY GOD, HER PUSSY IS TALKING "Ok Mr Dick, then go visit my neighbor Miss Asshole If I fuck Miss Asshole, she better fart in my dick And make it bigger Shut up and squirt 20-GAY HIDE AND SEEK 2 gays are playing hide and seek One is in the closet, the other one is searching The guy in the closet is naked And his butt is oily, ready for the big surprise I shoved some rats up their asses They liked it but they died, happy 21-TARDZ BUT TRUE Hey! I'm stupid, I'm sitting in a wheelchair Hey! I'm drooling, I just pissed in a little pot Hey! I'm dirty, I just shitted in my pants Hey! I'm insane, I just sucked my dick In my dreams, I'm the king, I have clean underwear 22-MASTURBATION Do you know what happens When you put two gay men in a closet? Do you know what happens When you put Jenna Jameson on your tv? Do you know what happens When your girlfriend has a headache? Do you know what happens When you masturbate for 5 hours? 23-O CANADA! O Canada! What a gay country People are gay, and have a hard cum breath Small penises, Fat asshole And bitches that dress to much Shitty winters, Shitty summers And criss de big grosse fat poutine Cum in your ass, wipe it with the flag Canada sucks but it's a little better than Etiopia (bis) 24-WAZZUP?!? 25-JAZZ IS GAY PART II You are so gay that you chose to play jazz You want to fuck the drummer so bad Because he plays gay beats I see a trumpet up your ass, is that for orgasm? You want to get ass fucked by Miles Davis But he's dead 26-MEGAMAN VS. SHITMAN I'm Megaman, the most powerfull blue midget in the world. My bean gun will pulverize you in an instant you maggot! "I'm Shitman! I'm gonna shit in your face Megaman" (Megaman won) 27-EVIL FART I am the evil fart, when I come out I make no noise But fuck I stink. I sometimes come out With my buddy shitman I burn your underware to ashes Your butt hairs are no more 28-SITTING AROUND THE FIRE WITH MARSHMALLOWS Who takes a shit? (bis) I take a shit (bis) Who wants my cock (bis) I want your cock (bis) Are you a gay (bis) I am a gay (bis) Then put a marshmallow up your ass I put a marshmallow up my ass 29-GAY GHETTO 30-BEWARE! I'M HETEROSEXUAL I like some pussy on my face And it smells so marvolous I like wet and tight cunts I like to rub it and lick it I like fucking big boobs I like to get my dick through it I like to cum on your face And that's because I'm a man 31-ROBOT ANAL INTRUSION FAILURE You fucking asshole robot Girls don't want your rusty dick Go masturbate with Robocop 32-LES PAULS ARE GAY Les pauls are gay guitar so Slash is gay And he plays in Guns "n" Roses The gayest band on earth 33-GRUZEN FAGGEN I frazen die flupen naggen, pritt fur? Kranen den clopta funen ich flopten Aslom naz pritt faren nein fur Ah ya! gruzen faggen... 34-PUBERTY IS COOL You got hair on your dick, it's brand new So you have to cum in the face of your parents 35-GENITALY ENHANCE The doctor added me 5 testicules I have a 10 feet penis to insert in your ass I'm sorry but you have to die 36-THANX GOD, KURT COBAIN IS DEAD Cum in my face, nah nah nah Eat chips ahoy! my penis is a toy I fucked Courtney Love and she shitted on my feet Snif your butt, masturbate with salt (bis) 37-D.R.I.(DIRTY RECTAL INFECTION) Slayer is fun, my ass is on fire I got rapped by a troop of gay I'm fat cuz I play in Crowbar I have beard under my feet I don't play the piano and I'm not Bono The fastest way to become trash metal is to go to New York and eat a fat pizza 38-MY SHIT HOLDS ON TO ME The toilet paper is not enough I tried with The vacuum, now I'm stuck with my toothbrush 39-NO COMMENTS 40-POOR LONESOME FAGGOT I'm a poor lonesome faggot I'm a long long way from cunts I'm a poor lonesome faggot and I sucked dicks to long I don't want to eat some pussies I want my butt filled with dicks I can't stand alone in desert I put cactuses in my ass Lone some faggot(bis) WE DON'T WANT NO FAGS NO MORE!!! 41-PUSSY BEARD JUNGLE Pussy hair in your teeth is not funny But it saves you a dentist visit Its so thick that I have to borrow my grand father's Lawnmower, or I can sit you on the stove to burn it Everytime I want to eat your pussy I feel like eating a man's armpit I prefer the sauce in my BigMac...slut! 42-HOLD THE BLAST I GOTTA SHIT hold the blast I gotta shit... Thank you very much 43-TOTURE CHAMBER Welcome to our torture chamber mother fucker We are going to slice you with our hachets And hammer some nails into your feet Be prepared to die, you deserved pain Your genitals are fucking crushed Are you enjoying the hammer in your face? Are you enjoying loosing your penis? Are you enjoying the broken bottle up your ass? Are you enjoying looking your hand ten feet from you?....YOU ARE DEAD! 44-FROM METALLICA TO HOMOSEXUALLICA The birds are singing and the sun is shinning Metallica..........Homosexuallica 45-NO SENCE AT ALL Pizza pie in your nose Some piss taste like orange juice Paper planes are funny Long Dong Silver can fuck his own ass I like celeri carpets Each time I shit the telephone rings Lego racers is a funny game The playboy channel is to expensive 46-HONG ZIN TAN!?! Hong tong zin tan no! Tri nang tang fa po! Zing zan tru zing zing? Zing za zu zi zo! 47-BLACK METAL 48-DON'T HAVE A GAY COWBOY PARTY You're a cowboy and you're gay You dip your donut in sperm instead of milk And you're having a fucking party in my parking My car is stuck between your gay color tents And I want to go to longueuil really bad You're gay, you suck dicks Get out of my fucking way Or I'll smash your leather hat and pants 49-MOLSON DRY GIVES YOU A HEADACHE First of all it tastes like my ass And my ass doesn't taste good The only difference between this beer and my ass Is that my ass has hair 50-GAY DANCER "we are celebrating our gay pride" Hey fags! drink beer, not cum! 51-DON'T BUY A VIOLON TO YOUR CHILD Your child is so fucking gay and he tries to play violon with is dick You're so gay and you'll buy him a violon You smashed your son because he didn't want to swallow your sperm Now he's gay because of you and you baught him a violon anyway 52-MY FATHER IS BILL GATES SO I BECAME A SQUEEGEE Your father's such a nerd that he fuck your ass when you were little Your father programmed your dick so it couldn't erect Your father can insert is dick in the floppy drive because he has a floppy dick That's why he throwed you out the window and gave you 24megs of RAM "My dick became my sqeegee, I wash windows with cum. Now that I became a punk, I don't have anyting to say" 53-DISCO IS DEAD "I am a disco singer, I have a big afro"(bis) YMCA-Why is My Cock Abrupt? YMCA-Why is My Cock Alive? 54-ZOOM Zoom zoom zoom zoom? Zoom zoom zoom zoom! 55- MY ASS IS APOCALYPTIC
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1-WELCOME TO THE FIELDS OF TITS 2--BUFFET BOY the ground starts to shake the buffet boy is on your town a plate in each hand he's the boy that chinese people can't stand he eats the dishes and asks for more the toilet doesn't want to see him anymore 3--A BLAST OF AGRESSIVITY murder, hammer, axe, abuse, rape, kill, knife, chainsaw, blood, cannibalism, molestation, gallow, guillotine, missile tank, eviceration, pain, torture, bondage painfull instrument, violent geniuses gore galleries, she-males infantries lung cancer, suffocation, blasphemy, pedophilia, necrophilia, bukkake, disembowelment, broken bones, accident, suicide, terrorism, circumcision, sequestration, death. painfull instrument, violent geniuses gore galleries, she-males infantries 4--HAIRY PUSSY your pussy taste bad 5--ALI BABA IS BEHIND THE TWIN TOWERS CARNAGE ali baba has forty thieves he swears that if the operation succed they will have the right to fuck his ass obviously Ali baba is a gay terrorist 6--YOU PISS ME OFF you piss me off 7--ALPHABET abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz 8--WHO WANTS TO BE A TEN DOLLAR MAN? -welcome to who whats to be a ten dollar man! our first contestant is asshole asshole? -yeah! lets play who wants to be a ten dollar man! our first question is, who can touch your cock? a: your sister b: your father c: your mother d: your girlfriend - hum.... b: my father -is that your final answer? -yeah final answer! -wrong answer! you faggot! you just lost a chance to become a ten dollar man 9-9-FREE IS COOL you can go to the toilet and it's fucking free but you have to pay the paper to not be dirty you can wave good bye your shit and it's free exept if you flush it to afganistan, you have to pay the plane ticket you can fuck a girl and it's fucking free exept if you have to hire a prostitute you can fuck your grandmother and she wont mind cuz she didn't get laid for the past 50 years, that's fucking free if you wanna do drugs and don't have money go to canada and break your leg they'll put you in a hospital and fill you up with morphine, that's fuckingfree if you wanna have fun and you're broke just go in the street and wait for a while when a homosexual passes you make him brip and laugh, that's fucking free if you wanna smoke a fucking cigarette and your so poor even your dog hates you just grab all the cigarettes butts in the street and make yourself one yeah! that's fucking free steal a magasine, steal a DVDsteal some shit, it's fucking freesteal a coke, steal a kidsteal some steal, it's fucking free zero money is cool empty pocket is awesome free is cool yeah! no money rocks! free is cool yeah! I didn't buymy cock! free is cool yeah! no money rocks! free is cool yeah! and I wont buyyour cunt! I blow my nose cuz I stole a kleenexI go to the museum on wednesday cuzI don't have to paywhen I'm hungry I mug a kid's lunchwhen I'm poor I mug a kid's lunch moneywhen you're a fucking squeegee it's fucking freebut you have to pay the ticketsthe police gave youbut if you run away, it's still fucking freewhen you want to watch free porno just take a stroll in your neighborhood some women probably threw out her husband porno tape if you want to listen to free music go in a 80 story buildingand take the elevator all the fucking day if you're watching a telethon on t.vand you fucking hate the causecall the station and pledge your love 10--FUCK! I HAVE A WOODPECKER IN MY ASS! ah! a bird in my assand it's feeding on the remains of my corn-I'm gonna eat you up inside, feed me!!I can't shit the woodpecker outmy rectum is to weakonly feathers are coming outhe's chirping with the fart noiseshe had babies in my ass and they lived happylly ever after 11--ULTIMATE WARNING FROM AN APPLIANCE (if you want the lyrics, buy yourself afucking POD PRO and read the warnimng) 12--OH MY GOD, THIS PUSSY IS TALKING (see "feed the master shit" booklet) 13--WHEN I'M DEPRESSES I RENT MYSELF A PORNO TAPE lying on my couch, my cat is dead, my lamp is broken tired of depressing, I'll go rent some porno which on will it be? big tits, fat ladies, group sex asian sluts, lesbian, dildo fuck? since I didn't know what to rent I rented all the movies with my mastercard 14--THE CLOWN GOT SHOT I am the clown with ballons and nice make-up I make girafs with my ballons and the children are happy and my master gives me peanuts I killed the clown he was too happy his fucking red nose I thought that was crappy now that he's dead I'll steal his ballons 15--I'M TRYING TO LEARN TO PLAY GUITAR 16--STAIRGAY TO HEAVEN you wanted a boy friend 7 feet tall your ass got ripped, your ass got ripped 2 feet penis up your rectum blood on the floor, teeth on the wall you deserve it faggot! now your in a river of blood and cum now your going to heaven to suck god's cock god is waiting for you with his 2000 feet cock you shall suffer eternal pain forever and ever and ever 17--BALD PUSSY your pussy taste good 18--1-976-SLUT I gotta beat my meat real bad and caall the fat phone slut 19--CHER IN YOUR FACE Cher is just a fucking bitch she has fake hair on her fake pussy her nose is made out of play-doh so right now it's fucking dry (chorus) fake fake fake, she's fucking fake slut slut slut, she's about a hundred a cow was used to make her butt her butt is use to make cows they took her ribs to make slingshots don't buy inflatable dolls, buy Cher (chorus) 20--YOU'RE SO USELESS your're so useless that even the organist forgot your death tune your so useless it's a good thing you died 21--BLUE JEANS INN -welcome to my bar! here in my bar there's a shitload of women tabarnak! they're not pretty but they are fuckable en estie! come on in! blue jeans inn! your bar stinks, cockroaches in every corner undrinkable beer, the prices are fucking insane gonorhea sluts, even clinton would stay away your bar is located in wyoming -don't underestimate my bar, it's the place to be your bar sucks -if you're not happy, go drink somewere else. that's what I'll do I'm on my way toward the door fuck you 22--WASH YOUR STAINED UNDERWARE you puny slut you were in your periods with no tampax because you're 14 years old you don't take care of your clothed you put ciment in the washer you groove the house with your washer beat because you don't know how to wash you'll never get a husband because you stain your panties men will run away when you take em off 23--CLONED DICK my gilfriend cloned my dick cloned my dick a dick up her pussy, another up her ass uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhh!!!! she likes all of her holes stuffed with my dicks she has to clone 2 more for the nostrils I shitted a master shit in her mouth all her inputs are jacked she wants more uh! ah! ouh! oh! 24--NOSE FUCK we were fucking in the shower you slipped and banged your head now that you're unconscious I want to try every holes you have I tryed your ass I tryed your ears I tryed your eyes I tryed your nose your nose is so tight and creamy this is the best hole I ever entered I love you darling I wish you could enjoy my pleasure you would be so happy to see that your nose now has a purpose I like your nose it's so tight your ass is good too but your nose is better than your pussy you wake up and you sneeze sperm falls out from your nose question marks on your face cut my dick with a Q-tip you install your strap-on and fuck my nose until my brain has left my head from my ears 25--THE GAY GAMES ARE COMMING TO MONTREAL butt fuck marathon! feather lifting! earring throw! ladies and gentlemen teh gold penis goes to... the fucking faggot! 26-LESBIAN GIRLFRIEND one in a million a four leaf clover a papal shit your girlfiend loves pussy she's a lesbian but you hate it she digs threesomes you avoid it has some dildos you don't play with it the perfect girl but you're stupid why don't you accept having two gilrs licking your balls? -no I don't like it you fucking faggot wouldn't you like seeing two girl licking eachother's pussy -It makes me sick you fucking faggot we should lock you up in a mental institution you need to be cured of your rectal stubhorness I hope you rot there you faggot 27--DRACULANAL CASTLE I can't live without your shit give me more so I can live I grip my teeth upon your ass when you fart j'n'ai plein dans face I take a stake and shove it in to prevent that precious shit from falling fill your mouth with potatoes hail! shit vampire shall prevail I can't live without your shit give me more so I can live feed my friends eternally your ass shall be our god of glory 28--FRENCH KISS hairy arm pits (hairy arm pits) french woman have hairy arm pits and they stink yeah! french woman have hairy arm pits and they stink yeah! ah! your pussy hair... goes down to your nombril and it smell like oysters ah! your feet are dirty so your shoes are sinistered welcome to the land of eternal puberty where gilette have succeded in the art of shaving french poeple have failed fucking miserably yeah! 29--RECTUMIZE don't put your dick in a pussy! just rectumize. rectumize (bis) 30--...AND THEN TITS WERE NO MORE... a hand abducted my soul to guide me on a journey toward the land of no tits eternal damnation! flat breasts as far as the eyes can see -for the crime of breast fetish, I condemn you to a lifetime suffering in the no tits land
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[imgright]http://i41.fastpic.ru/big/2012/0925/fe/a8f2369e1066395b832665382e86fafe.jpg[/imgright]01. Grande Finale 00:17 02. Shit Mountain 00:41 03. I'm a fat, crippled, black, woman. 00:04 04. Circumcision 00:07 05. Hey kids! Bring me a beer. 00:41 06. Scrotumatic 2000 00:40 07. LOL 00:29 08. If it can bleed, it can breed. 00:46 09. Can I show you my penis (part I) 00:45 10. Evening News With Brett Bad 00:33 11. I cum so hard, my dick is considered a machine gun. 00:31 12. Atchoum! 00:32 13. Japana 01:00 14. Neglected Feet 00:26 15. Heavy Metal 00:50 16. Jazz is gay (part III) 00:22 17. Satan's Garagist 00:48 18. Mulletmen 00:16 19. The Legend (part I) 00:45 20. Urethra Worm 00:35 21. Ode To Farts! (gone wild) 00:47 22. Smoking is killing me 00:37 23. Robozorz! 00:39 24. Your Doorbell is Gay 00:56 25. I'm so Gay, I recycle. 00:43 26. Fat But Fuckable 00:57 27. Batman 00:43 28. Trace de Brake 00:14 29. Fucking a Kangooroo 00:18 30. Vagina JC 00:20 31. Gothic+Vagina=Fat 01:22 32. Rage Against The Engine 00:15 33. Religious appetite 00:40 34. Cytherea 00:04 35. Happy, Happy! 00:25 36. Analphabits 00:21 37. Chinese Salesman 00:59 38. Coloscopy (or colonoscopy) 00:33 39. Banana Dick 00:25 40. THE Morning Erection 00:33 41. Tampax Steak Grill 00:34 42. Welcome To Canada 00:37 43. You don't need to have a Toblerone dick to fuck an egyptian chick. 00:37 44. Poor Flavor 00:42 45. I use a dead hippie as a carpet in my living room. 00:31 46. Rubberband Pussy 00:48 47. The Legend (part II) 00:35 48. I Dropped An Anvil On You Foot 00:25 49. J'aime les pénis plein de caca 00:49 50. Cream Metal 00:12 51. Daddy's Special Someone 00:45 52. King Penis 00:52 53. Our new singer is much better 00:26 54. Punk Cock 00:14 55. Fuck American Viking Metal 00:52 56. Crippled Luv 00:30 57. Can I show you my penis (part II) 00:29 58. I Masturbate My Rattlesnake 00:12 59. Restaurant Moron 00:32 60. Your Doorbell is Broken 00:23 61. Killafag 00:41 62. Good Morning 01:04 63. Fistfuck 00:10 64. Cooking Babies 00:21 65. School's Out 00:45
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