(Avantgarde Death Metal / Comedy Metal) The Global Warming Extravaganza - Debaucherous Adventure - 2011, MP3 (tracks), 320 kbps

In a time long before December 30, 2007, two men converged in Tallahassee to practice metal. After the rest of the band failed to show up to the practice, they got a shitload of booze and decided to form a superior project. After a heroic display of drinking, an 11 pound, 4 ounce baby boy named The Global Warming Extravaganza was born.
When GWEX hit puberty at the age of six, he quickly shot up to seven feet tall and grew a beard that has been cited by National Geographic as the initial spawning ecosystem for 26 different known species. He moved to Norway and learned how to play the drums as the lead cadence keeper on the lower deck of a Viking slave ship, where he was also a creative consultant on all pillaging operations. When he wasn't drumming, he greatly enjoyed playing the pan flute and being keelhauled by his Viking bretheren.
Once the lifestyle of giant fried turkey legs and terrorizing villagers grew stale for GWEX, he packed his animal furs and moved to south side LA, where he made a name for himself as a break dancer with a staggering 127-0-1 record in danceoffs. His fresh moves served as the sole inspiration for the film "You Got Served", recipient of 7 Academy Awards. GWEX flossed his teeth daily with a lock of Yngwie Malmstein's hair until he became a far superior guitarist and decided to become the world's greatest band.
After an extremely accomplished music career in which he sold millions of albums and sold out countless NASCAR raceways with his jaw dropping shows, GWEX moved to the Shady Pines Retirement Community in Boca Raton, FL, where he now enjoys applesauce and watching Nash Bridges reruns.
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Mark Hawkins - vocals, guitar, bass, keyboards, drum programming, satan
Matt Henderson - vocals, guitar, bass, keyboards, satan
Christopher T. Bottomsworth - vocals, bass
Jake Hohenzollern - keyboards, vocals