(rock-n-roll, punkabilly, pub rock) Bondo - Fistful of Biscuits - 1997, MP3, 128-320 kbps

Grunt Big For Daddy
<Spoken>
Alright Mike, gimme that tribal beat!
Gonna tell you about a brand new dance
It’ll make you wiggle right out of your pants
Make you drop down on your knees wanna writhe on the floor
Please please please Daddy I want more
Grunt big for Daddy
Grunt big for Daddy
Come on sugar don’t be a bore
I wanna see you down on all fours
Stick your tail up in the air and I’ll give it a slap
Grunt big for Daddy just like that
Grunt big for Daddy
Grunt big for Daddy
What’s my name
Aw say it what’s my name
What’s my name
What’s my name
Turn around honey let’s see your face
I like the way that ass shakes
Swing your hips side to side turn your head right around
Grunt big for Daddy it’s that grinding sound
Grunt big for Daddy
Grunt big for Daddy
What’s my name
Aw say it what’s my name
Come on now what’s my name
What’s my name

Babysitter
We got this babysitter
Her second cousin’s sister
She’s only sixteen years old or fourteen I don’t know
She doesn’t have a car
But she don’t live that far
After work my wife and I drive her home
I find I’m staring at her knee-high stockings
She smiles at me and then our cheeks are blushing
I can’t control where that blood is a-rushing
Next time I’ll drive her home alone
She hops into the front seat
Her sweater’s buttoned up neat
Her skirt rides up to the middle of her thigh
Her ponytail is braided
Her saddle shoes are faded
She puckers up when I give her the eye
I find I’m staring at her knee-high stockings
She smiles at me and then our cheeks are blushing
I can’t control where that blood is a-rushing
Driving that babysitter home
She bats her eyes at me owww
Her flirting drives me crazy
That little cutie sets my pants on fire
I didn’t know what to do
I had to follow through
Reach over and give her a grope to pacify her
Well she’s always willing
And finds it really thrilling
To kiss a man more than twice her age
And I feel kinda funny
About giving her extra money
But it keeps her quiet and I can’t complain
I find I’m staring at her knee-high stockings
She smiles at me and then our cheeks are blushing
I can’t control where that blood is a-rushing
Driving that babysitter home
She may be jailbait
But that’s just in this state
I’ll just drive down to sweet home Alabama
Well it’s time to go
And drive that sitter home
I don’t care what you think cuz it just don’t matter

Just Wanna Get Horny
Now come here baby talk to me
Just sit right down and I’ll tel you about what I need
It’s got nothing to do with money
It’s got nothing to do with fame
It’s got everything to do with driving you insane
I don’t wanna get drunk
I don’t wanna get high
I don’t wanna hear the truth
I don’t wanna hear a lie
Just wanna get horny
I don’t care if you’re short
It don’t matter if you’re tall
Well you can be poor
Or you can have it all
As long as you can rock and roll all night
Everything’s gonna be alright
I don’t wanna get drunk
I don’t wanna get high
I don’t wanna hear the truth
I don’t wanna hear a lie
Just wanna get horny
Hey who’s that over there
With that long blonde hair
37-23-37
Now that’s what I call heaven
Got ruby red lips and long eyelashes
Baby you’re a devil woman but I’m gonna take my chances
You’re gonna come home with me
Home with me and the boys
And when we get there oh baby I’m gonna have one thing to say to you
We just wanna get horny

Don’t Touch My Bourbon
Gonna tell you a little story
My grandpappy told me many years ago
He said son in this world there’s only two things worth fighting for
One comes in a bottle and the other one’s the truth
The thing is, that bottle can change the truth
And that’s why that bottle’s gonna be around a lot longer
Born in a town where you say what you mean
Mean what you say and you live your life clean
I’m an honest man with a simple creed
I know what I want and I know what I need
A black Caddy, a redheaded woman and my bourbon
Give you the keys to my Cadillac
I’ll even let you take my wife out back
But there’s just one thing in life you just don’t do
Mess with my bourbon and I’ll bury you
Don’t touch my bourbon
It’s not a hard thing to understand once you get it through your thick skull
I shot a man for drinking my beer
I called his wife and said listen dear
Your old man ain’t coming home no more
Now you’re gonna be my whore
Ha ha you got lucky
He didn’t touch my bourbon
Burn my home make me all alone
Shoot my dog and roast his bones
Do my granny best she ever had
Just stay away from my Old Granddad
Don’t touch my bourbon

Bibiana
Bibi Bibi Bibi Bibi Bibi Bibiana
Bibi Bibi Bibi Bibi Bibi Bibiana
Bibi Bibi Bibi Bibi Bibi Bibiana
Bibi Bibi Bibi Bibi party girl from Poland
Bibi Bibi Bibi Bibi Bibi was a headbanger
Bibi Bibi Bibi Bibi Bibi is a raver
Bibi Bibi Bibi Bibi Bibi is a waitress
Bibi Bibi Bibi Bibi party girl from Poland
Bibi! Oh, Bibi!
Bibi Bibi Bibi Bibi Bibi Bibiana
Bibi Bibi Bibi Bibi Bibi Bibiana
Bibi Bibi Bibi Bibi Bibi Bibiana
Bibi Bibi Bibi Bibi party girl from Poland

Firebreather
I know this guy who likes to drink all night long
So much booze running through his veins
He opens up his mouth and out shoots the flames
That firebreathin’
Flame shootin’
Liquor drinkin’
Firebreather
Gonna burn you down right to the ground
Shootin’ flames all around
Took a trip round the world to the Sea of Tokyo
Godzilla tried to do him in and found his lizard ass on the grill
That firebreathin’
Flame shootin’
Liquor drinkin’
Firebreather
Gonna burn this town right to the ground
Shootin’ flames all around
When he sits down at the bar watch out if he tries to put out a cigar
Strike that match you better head for the door
Or you’re gonna find yourself no more
That firebreathin’
Flame shootin’
Liquor drinkin’
Firebreather
Gonna burn this town right to the ground
Shootin’ flames all around

10 Can Buffet
Awwwww yeah
Pack up the kids, put your best dress on
Junior, comb that hair
Come on, man, you know where we’re gonna go
To our favorite place
Yeah, you can eat all day and eat all night if you wanna stay
To our favorite place come on
Leave the dog at home
Goin to the number 10 can buffet
Yeah, the number 10 can buffet
You can stay all day
All you can eat and all you can stand
Just get in line with your plate in your hand
Goin to the 10 can buffet
I wish I could eat here every day
Spend all day until I get my fill
All the food and drink that you can swill
Yeah there’s two kinds of gravy
To get with your biscuits and meat
The one that’s kinda yellow and the one that’s kinda green
Sometimes new shades I ain’t ever seen
Goin to the 10 can buffet
I wish I could eat here every day
Spend all day until I get my fill
All the food and drink that you can swill
Oh, that slice of Louisiana ham
Got some golden yams
______ that you never seen
Guarantee I’ll always lick my plate clean
Five trips and three hours later
I think we made our waitress afraider
Before we can leave her alone
I gotta have some soft serve cones
Goin to the 10 can buffet
I wish I could eat here every day
Spend all day until I get my fill
All the food and drink that you can swill
I think I ate too much…..

F.Y.I.D.
I bang on the door but she won’t let me in
‘Cause you’re sick and tired of me reeking of gin
You’ve locked all the doors from the front to the back
And left me a note telling me I should pack
I walk in the bar and the fellas all cheer
They order me up whiskey and beer
If you ask me why I’m writing this poem
Some call it a tavern but I call it home
Fuck you I’m drunk
Fuck you I’m drunk
Pour my beer down the sink I’ve got more in the trunk
Fuck you I’m drunk
Fuck you I’m drunk
And I’m going to be drunk til the next time I’m drunk
You’ve given me an option, you say I must choose
Between you and the liquor then I’ll take the booze
Jumpin on Western down to the South side
Where I’ll sit down and exercise my Irish pride
Fuck you I’m drunk
Fuck you I’m drunk
Pour my beer down the sink I’ve got more in the trunk
Fuck you I’m drunk
Fuck you I’m drunk
And I’m going to be drunk til the next time I’m drunk

The Angels Drove Me Home
<spoken>
Hey bartender give me another beer
Do you sell cigarettes around here?
Hey honey when’s that big game coming on?
Oh, alright – I’ll have another one
Fight my demons down at the bar
I thought I was winning but I guess I went too far
Stepped down off the rail and I almost fell
I made it out that front door without any help
Found the keys, saw my car, start it up, turn on the radio
I flipped on those headlights and headed out through the snow
The angels drove me home
The angels drove me home
Seven miles from my front door
I faded out awake no more
Made it home safe and sound
‘Cause the good Lord was around
God sent down a chauffeur to take the wheel from me
Oh Lord those angels
Those angels drove me home
Late at night when I begin to fade
I start to call her name
They swung down to deliver me with a touch of saving grace
Make sure I see another day to drink with the boys
Down the bridge around that curve
I held on tight but started to swerve
I spun around once or twice
Woke up staring at headlights
I gripped the wheel but it didn’t help
I didn’t know how to save myself
So I began to pray
I cried Lord let me see another day
Oh Lord those angels
Those angels drove me home
Late at night when I begin to fade
I start to call her name
They swung down to deliver me with a touch of saving grace
Make sure I see another day to drink with the boys
<spoken>
The angels drove me home that night
I really do appreciate it
Now if you just tell me where they parked my car
I’d be a happy man

Vicente
There’s a man south of the border
To the west he brings order
He only stands four foot one
But the shadow he casts saves Mexico from the sun
The ____ withdraw from his black mustache
___ children for a month and a half
You know where ____ from the footprints he leaves
They fought battles ______
Vincente Fernandez
Chingon!
The entire country of Mexico shuts down
When his movies air on television
His voice carries so far Canadians think
A thunderstorm is rolling in
When he walks through the market
Women gaze upon him fondly
Children run after him wishing that he was their father
He’s the man who embodies the spirit which is Mexico
Vincente Fernandez
Chingon!