(Oldies 60's,Doo wop,Twist,Parody) Mad - Fink Along With MAD - 1963, MP3, 192 kbps

Fink Along With MAD (music)
(1962)
Sung by The Dellwoods, Mike Russo, Jeanne Hayes, and Alfred E. Neumann
MAD Magazine was a revolution when it came along. The story is well known -- William M. Gaines, publisher of horror comics, decided to produce a comic that was, well, comic. His first two editors, Harvey Kurtzman (whose importance to the magazine was overstated) and Al Feldstein (whose importance is often overlooked), created a juggernaut of low brow bust-a-gut humor.
It was wildly successful. And MAD succeeded just about everywhere.* Reprints of the magazine were made into books. There was a successful off-Broadway show (The MAD Show).** They made their mark on the legal system with a Supreme Court ruling that allowed people to write comedy lyrics to popular songs.
And, of course, they did music. Fink Along With MAD is one result***.
The first single from it was massively popular, even if it never made the charts. MAD would repackage their best articles into "Annuals." And, in order to get people to buy materials that they probably had already read, they would throw in special features. For The Worst of MAD #9, they included a flexi-disk**** of "It's a Gas," billed as "Alfred E. Neuman vocalizes!"
The song was a peppy tune. After each musical phrase, the band would stop and you'd hear a burp.***** For Mad's audience, that was hilarious.******
So Mad also released an album: Fink Along With Mad.
The title is a reference to the Sing Along with Mitch albums of the period and was filled with classic Mad humor. Mad had a very odd way of looking at teenagers that probably wasn't ever true, but which they constantly used for jokes.
There are twelve songs on the record:
Let's do the Fink - Actually, a pretty odd song, reminiscent in theme to Tom Lehrer's "Masochism Tango."
I'll Never Make Fun of Her Moustache Again. -- self-explanatory
The Biggest Mouth in Town - About a girl in love with a guy who blabs about everything they do. It actually taught me not to so anything like this.
Her Dad's Got Money cha-cha-cha -- the basis of true love (see "First I Look at the Purse")
I accidentally messed up his hair -- tragedy, sung in an "It's My Party and I'll Cry If I Want To" manner.
It's a Gas
Don't Put Onions on your Hamburger -- which leads to obvious problems.
Loving a Siamese Twin - far less kinky that it would be today
She Lets Me Watch her Mom and Pop Fight -- a bit disturbing; he thinks it's more fun than sex.
When the Braces on our Teeth Lock -- For some reason, this scenario was an obsession of the magazine. Has it ever happened in real life?
Contact Lenses
The Neighborhood Draft Board - - Less controversial than it would have been a few years later, but a concern for older male teens of the time
A Mad Extra - starts out with the song "She Got a Nose Job," but the record scratches in the middle.
The concerns are dated, though in a charming way, since the record assumes that all that dating teens did was a little bit of necking and going further than heavy kissing was unthinkable.
The album didn't seem to be particularly successful. Probably any real teen would have found the jokes more about dating ten years earlier. But the tunes were catchy fifties rock 'n roll and doo-wop, and the lyrics are pretty funny if you're willing to accept the basis for the humor.
This was the last stand alone album MAD did (there were soundtracks for The MAD Show and MAD Presents Up the Academy******). I have no idea what happened to the vocalists on the disk (other than Neumann); they were probably hired for the occasion and have long since left the music industry.
Of course, MAD started declining a bit in the 70s, when it was eclipsed by The National Lampoon. It's still going strong, but seems a bit formulaic, and I find it sad that I usually enjoy Cracked (MAD's second-rate competitor for many years*******) online more than anything I've read in MAD in years.
Society has changed, of course, but Fink Along with MAD is still a very funny album.
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01- Let's Do The Fink - Mike Russo
02- I'll Never Make Fun Of Her Moustache Again -- The Dellwoods
03- The Biggest Mouth In Town -- Jeanne Hayes
04- Her Dad's Got Money Cha-Cha-Cha -- Mike Russo
05- I Accidentally Messed Up His Hair -- Jeanne Hayes
06- It's A Gas -- Alfred E. Neuman
07- Don't Put Onions On Your Hamburger -- The Dellwoods
08- Loving A Siamese Twin -- Jeanne Hayes
09- She Lets Me Watch Her Mom And Pop Fight -- Mike Russo
10- When The Braces On Our Teeth Lock -- The Dellwoods
11- Contact Lenses -- Jeanne Hayes
12- The Neighborhood Draft Board -- The Dellwoods
Arranged By – B. Rommel (3), K. Ogerman
Artwork By – Mort Drucker, Norman Mingo
Co-producer – Norm Blagman, Sam Bobrick
Saxophone – King Curtis (tracks: A6)
Vocals – Dellwoods, The, Jeanne Hayes, Mike Russo
Written-By – Norm Blagman, Sam Bobrick

Dellwoods, The, Jeanne Hayes, Mike Russo,Alfred E. Neuman